Middle man is a very emotional person. He doesn't like something he loves it. He doesn't dislike something, he hates it. Luckily he loves far more things than he hates. His “loving” makes him appear charming, meaning that he gets other people eating out of the palm of his hand.
In Easter we went away to Turkey. Middle man had gone to the bar with my husband and come back with a “Del Boy” style kids cocktail. My husband told me how middle man had charmed a young waitress into carrying his drink for him and we joked that middle man had found himself a Turkish girlfriend.
He smoothly said yes he had a girlfriend.
I asked what she looked like.
He thought long and hard.
“Well……she carries a tray. It has drinks on it”
Yes I think this confirms that middle man is a male as he can’t remember what his “girlfriend” looks like. But it gets worse.
Just as we were leaving he went over to the waitress and said “Goodbye my Turkey girlfriend.” She had a puzzled look on her face. Firstly she was probably wondering why a 4 year old was calling her his girlfriend. Secondly, I imagine she was wondering who this boy even was it was a totally different waitress!