The difference between boys and girls

Tuesday, 4 February 2014

The difference between boys and girls

This week middle man has been noticing the difference between boys and girls. After he was rather alarmed recently that my willy had disappeared, he has been trying to get things straight in his head.

He seems to be adopting big man's "hair analysis" to help him. Pointy up hair is a man. Pointy down hair is a lady. It doesn't always work, little man breaks the rule, but it helps. On the way to the park the other day he also decided to loudly communicate his other way of telling the difference between men and women.

" Mummy, you are wearing knickers, right?"

I was very quick to reply that "Yes that's right and you are a boy, so you are wearing pants." Well I didn't want the whole park to think I had gone commando!

Wot So Funee?



7 comments:

  1. I love the way little people work out the world! ... Are you wearing knickers today? Lol x

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  2. Louise Fairweather4 February 2014 at 19:55

    :-) Always a knicker wearer

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  3. justanormalmummy4 February 2014 at 21:21

    *sniggering* oh i love how children articulate things! lol xx #funee

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  4. Hahaha #funee :) little people does make the parenting world a lot merrier when they work out things less expected! xx

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  5. Bex @ The Mummy Adventure4 February 2014 at 23:52

    Haha Dylan is doing this too. We are sat on the bus and he will loudly check that the man sat next to me is a man, and then ask if he has a willy. No discretion!

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  6. Vaichin @Rambling Through Pare5 February 2014 at 10:39

    Dear oh dear! They do pick their spots, don't they? The park, the supermarket. Worst of all, a crowded lift! #funee

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  7. Are you sure? Are you sure he wasn't just checking you weren't going to embarrass him on the slide? ;)

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