The difference between boys and girls

Tuesday, 4 February 2014

The difference between boys and girls

This week middle man has been noticing the difference between boys and girls. After he was rather alarmed recently that my willy had disappeared, he has been trying to get things straight in his head.

He seems to be adopting big man's "hair analysis" to help him. Pointy up hair is a man. Pointy down hair is a lady. It doesn't always work, little man breaks the rule, but it helps. On the way to the park the other day he also decided to loudly communicate his other way of telling the difference between men and women.

" Mummy, you are wearing knickers, right?"

I was very quick to reply that "Yes that's right and you are a boy, so you are wearing pants." Well I didn't want the whole park to think I had gone commando!

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7 comments:

Emma said...

I love the way little people work out the world! ... Are you wearing knickers today? Lol x

Louise Fairweather said...

:-) Always a knicker wearer

justanormalmummy said...

*sniggering* oh i love how children articulate things! lol xx #funee

domesstique said...

Hahaha #funee :) little people does make the parenting world a lot merrier when they work out things less expected! xx

Bex @ The Mummy Adventure said...

Haha Dylan is doing this too. We are sat on the bus and he will loudly check that the man sat next to me is a man, and then ask if he has a willy. No discretion!

Vaichin @Rambling Through Pare said...

Dear oh dear! They do pick their spots, don't they? The park, the supermarket. Worst of all, a crowded lift! #funee

Helen Actually Mummy said...

Are you sure? Are you sure he wasn't just checking you weren't going to embarrass him on the slide? ;)