This week middle man has been noticing the difference between boys and girls. After he was rather alarmed recently that my willy had disappeared, he has been trying to get things straight in his head.
He seems to be adopting big man's "hair analysis" to help him. Pointy up hair is a man. Pointy down hair is a lady. It doesn't always work, little man breaks the rule, but it helps. On the way to the park the other day he also decided to loudly communicate his other way of telling the difference between men and women.
" Mummy, you are wearing knickers, right?"
I was very quick to reply that "Yes that's right and you are a boy, so you are wearing pants." Well I didn't want the whole park to think I had gone commando!